31 Comments
  1. Civil-Dinner says

    Has that form of proselytizing ever been successful? I can’t imagine there are many people in English speaking countries that haven’t heard of Christianity or Jesus.

  2. xluisex says

    “I dont care if you love me, i dont know you”. I busted there

  3. sm0kin9 says

    “You sound angry”
    “I am not. I’m angry because….”

  4. killemslowly says

    Give him a couple more minutes he’ll tell you about the business opportunity you didn’t know you’ve been waiting for.

  5. Any-Mastodon4700 says

    The preacher has all around the world. Reminds me of quote – “When the missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said ‘Let us pray.’ We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land.”

  6. Edrici says

    All God wants you is to love; he doesn’t want you to do anything except yell at other people in a busy subway !

  7. maradinapple says

    “I was in prison” “Nobody cares” LMAO

  8. ahhrd-1147 says

    Gotta love my country:

    “We are asking you to shut the fuck up, and do you?! No. How selfish is that”

    I’m deceased.

  9. BractToTheFuture says

    I don’t hate religion but if I knew this guy that may change.

    There’s a time and a place for everything and a packed train car is how you make people hate religion

  10. BettyBloodfart says

    And all this moron preacher will take away from this interaction is more “proof” of Christian persecution to fuel his victim complex. These types of evangelical twat-snots *love* doing that shit.

    To them, not being allowed to oppress people is oppression.

  11. Acceptable-Mine4604 says

    Preacher:“The taste if sin is too sweet”
    Person behind him: Bites sandwich

  12. WorldlyAssumption260 says

    BECAUSE I CARE ABOUT YOUR SOUL 0.0

  13. throwitfarintothesea says

    “I’m not angry”

    “I’M ANGRY THAT YOU DON’T CARE”

  14. 51LV3R84CK says

    Man‘s completely lost in consumerism and self-staging but has the audacity to talk about the temptations of sin.

  15. 3d_blunder says

    As an American, I apologize for this idiot tool’s existence.

  16. chowchan says

    I think its even more appropriate that he’s wearing a Nike top when he’s talking about care, love and respect etc etc. You know that company that is known to use child sweatshops and slave labour.

  17. TasteMyDay says

    I just want to get through my hentai mag mate, fuck off.

  18. Permission_Civil says

    If heaven’s full of shitheads like him, send me to hell.

  19. derpferd says

    That old dude (especially right at the end), he’s the real preacher here cos that was some TRUTH.

  20. bitchassniba says

    You are being rescued, please don’t resist

  21. McKinneygreg says

    Kind of surprised no one threw out the , “judge not, lest ye be judged comment.” Selfish reply was pretty damn good though.

  22. onebeginning7 says

    Now what happens if this guy does dmt 🤔

  23. AllSeeingRogue says

    I feel like Mac would do this in “It’s always sunny”

  24. dorf5222 says

    My man just wanted to read his damn book

  25. Man_Derella_203 says

    Dude I once had a close friendship with for years out of the blue told me if I didn’t turn to God and turn to him soon my family and I would all burn in hell and we would deserve such punishment for our sins and choosing a life of ignorance.

  26. necto556 says

    He’s like a telemarketer in real life

  27. ageryder says

    Fucking religious extremists….I CARE ABOUT YOU. No. You don’t. You want company in the loonie bin. Thats it.

  28. LoreleiOpine says

    For those who can’t hear it:

    > [preacher with American accent] I care about you *and one more stop and I’m leaving.*

    > -[Australian man sitting down] Oh thank God.

    > [sarcastically] “Oh thank God.” **We’re gonna one day stand before God and we’re gonna account for everything we’ve done.**

    > -[frustrated] *You are, Mate, that’s fine.*

    > **No. When you die you’re not gonna cease to exist.**

    > -*Yeah, that’s right, that’s exactly right*, **and I’m not forcing my opinion on everyone in this train.**

    > **Sure you do.**

    > -So why don’t you just **take** your opinion and keep it to yourself?!

    > It’s not an opinion, it’s the truth.

    > -It’s *your* truth!

    > **So do you think truth is allowing our children to make their own decisions at five six seven years old? Do you think…**

    > -***Where did that come from?! Did I mention children?!***

    > **THESE ARE THE SOCIETAL ISSUES that we’re facing.**

    > -**Shut up!**

    > **Why are you so angry?**

    > –[other guy with Australian accent] No one wants to hear your religious opinions.

    > It’s not an opinion. I care about you, My Friend. **I care aboutchu.**

    > -**Apparently not about our opinions, ’cause we’d like you to shut up.**

    > [laughter, then addresses crowd] **Jesus Christ is the way of the truth and the light. That’s it. There is no other way to God. It’s not about religion, it’s about a relationship with the creator of Heaven and Earth. He created you and yet you rebel against him, you run. Because the pleasures of this life and the taste of sin is too great. All he wants you to do is love him. He doesn’t want you to do anything else except love him and have a relationship with him, that’s it.**

    > -*All I want you to do is shut up and leave me alone.*

    > —[woman whines in the background] *Shut up!* No one wants to hear it, Bro. *Be quiet!*

    > A lot of people hear it.

    > —Then can’t you go and stand on the street with your fucking signs and wait for people to come up to you?

    > *And I’ve done that, alright?*

    > –Maybe, maybe give a book so they can read it.

    > ***I’ve been in prisons in El Salvador. I’ve been into slums of India. I’ve been in, uh…***

    > -**Nobody cares! Okay? We all have our stories.**

    > Sure. Yeah, sure.

    > -**I’m not trying to inflict mine on you so just shut up** ***please!***

    > [back to addressing crowd] **And you wonder why the world is the way that it is.**

    > -**I wonder why you won’t pay any attention to the people who are asking you to keep your opinion to yourself!**

    > [serious tone] *Because I care about your soul.* **One day you’re gonna die and stand before God.**

    > -**Man, you’re not listening! It’s great that you care.**

    > *I love you.*

    > -**But I don’t want you to tell me this shit.**

    > *I. Love. You.*

    > -**I DON’T CARE IF YOU LOVE ME! I DON’T KNOW YOU!**

    > I know that **but true love loves freely. It doesn’t have to be returned.**

    > —[woman laughs in background]

    > Right? *You’re angry, I’m not angry.*

    > —You *sound* angry!

    > **I’M NOT.** [to crowd] **I’M ANGRY THAT YOU’RE SO DESENSITIZED TO THE EVIL AROUND YOU! THAT YOUR CHILDREN ARE SUFFERING AND YOU DON’T CARE. ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MAKING MORE MONEY! ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MORE SIN. YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT THE SELFISH WORLD THAT YOU LIVE IN, AND YOU NEED TO REPENT. BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE HURTING…**

    > -**WHO’S SELFISH, RIGHT HERE, MATE? WHO’S THE ONE WHO WON’T SHUT UP WITH THEIR OPINIONS? HOW SELFISH IS THAT?!**

    > [crowd applauds]

    > **YOU’RE GIVING YOUR OPINION RIGHT NOW!** [to crowd] **You’re cheering** but *it’s crazy. One’s right and one’s wrong.*

    > -**YOU’RE THE SELFISH ONE BECAUSE YOU WON’T SHUT UP!**

    > [sarcastically] Right. I’m the selfish one.

    > -***YES!*** **Can you not see that?!**

    > No.

    > -**You’re forcing your opinion on everyone in this train.**

    > [still sarcastic] Right.

    > -**We’re asking you to shut the fuck up. And do you? NO. How selfish is that?!**

  29. 0I1O01I1O0 says

    i grew up in church. i’m not religious anymore, but as weird as it sounds, i kind of understand why he is this way. in church you’re taught that if you go out and “spread the gospel”, you are going to be ridiculed, and made fun of, but you should do it anyway because if you can “lead one person to christ and save them from eternity in hell” then it was all worth it. for a lot of people, it’s like a badge of honor to persevere through the ridicule, because you just want everyone to have a chance to be saved or whatever.

    i was never braggy about it, or anything, but in middle school, i do remember when people found out i was a christian, i knew full well what they thought or said when i wasn’t around. but at the time, i just did not care at all. i was so sure that i was right and that even if i got made fun of, it was okay. i’m embarrassed now looking back on it, but at the time, even for me, a very, very self conscious person, it was relatively easy to let it roll off my back.

    not that i’m defending this guy, but just explaining likely what is going through is head. he is probably thinking “i do not care in the slightest if all these people hate me–if i can reach one person and lead them to christ, it is all worth it”.

    i quite hate religion now, but it’s still fascinating to me.

  30. keekeeVogel says

    What a fucking obnoxious ass hat.

  31. DAHLiciousWafflez says

    Christianity is dying, but it’s the Christians killing it by doing this.

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